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Evil Dictator Soap



"Scented with the plight of the people and washes away any attempts at democracy!"

If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army, and soap. Of course it’ll be the color of your enemy’s blood. Which is red, fyi, unless your only enemies are stink bugs. So bust out the Soap for Evil Dictators and pretend you’re riding a unicorn that’s towing the grizzly bear you just wrangled to the ground while solving a Rubik’s Cube ... one-handed.

Stale tobacco scented

Net Weight: 6 oz.

Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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