A wonderful wallet for the spendthrift! As everytime the wallet is opened, one of seven jabs or insults is hurled by the Bard. Who wants to be told "thou art as tedious as a fool" whenever they spend money. The Shakespeare wallet features barbs and affronts from Shakespeare's plays. It is made of lightweight Tyvek and is tear-resistant, water-resistant, expandable, and recyclable. There is even an on/off switch for those times when a talking wallet may be inappropriate.