The Top 10 Reasons You Know You Need To Roll With Your Adventure Roll Aboard
1. Your like the fact that your luggage isn't black. Ok, you just judge others by their luggage.
2. You found a giant box of gold when you were scuba diving in Belize. And you took it.
3. You snuck into the Frequent Flyer Lounge and they're serving you way too much champagne.
4. Your overnight business meeting is taking place. Well...its better if you just don't say.
5. You can't help but test how close you can show up to the airport without missing your flight.
6. Your boss has a man crush on you and your luggage, and you need a raise.
7. Your boss in tied up in a ponze scheme.
8. Your girlfriend is tied up in a ponze scheme.
9. You've developed an affinity for weekends in Atlantic City.
10. You threw a shaving cream pie and a major media tycoon during a deposition.